Transcript: The Trailer

Transcript: The Trailer
Episode article: The Trailer

Announcer: In a world... Where it's 2015... Or something like that. 2016?

Marie: (Out of nowhere) 2015.

Announcer: (Finger randomly comes out and points at Marie) Go away, nobody asked you!

Marie: WELL EXCUUUSE ME-

Announcer: Shut up, Marie!

Marie: (Leaves)

Announcer: (Hand dissapears) There is Takara... Who's name is Japanese for some reason. She is American...... Her name means 'Treasure' in Japanese, but believe me, she is no treasure.

Takara: (Out of nowhere) Hey! What'd you say that for? I'm the main character of the show!

Announcer: (Hand appears again) I just know you sooo well. I studied you and your friends for a month for this role! Enough that I know Sophie's voice is so high-pitched because when she was a baby, she swallowed a helium balloon-

Sophie: (Out of nowhere) Hey!

Announcer:-Akemi has a brother, Seth, who is a way cooler and funnier character than her-

Akemi: (Out of nowhere) Hey!

(PJ randomly appears out of nowhere)

Announcer: -And this guy constantly dies.

PJ: (Begins to say something)

Announcer: (Squishes PJ with his finger)

(Everyone starts complaining and leaves)

Announcer: (Hand goes away) Takara's Screwed-up Life... with the most screwed up characters EVER.