PJ's Death

PJ's Death is a running gag in Takara's Screwed-Up Life.

In every episode, PJ dies somehow in a humorous way (Kind of like in South Park, where Kenny dies.).

Shorts/Trailers
The Trailer: He is squished by the Announcer's finger, as one would kill an ant.

Season 1
Pilot: He is rubbed up against by his popular friends and catches on fire, dying instantly.

Basketball Lacks-a-Ball: PJ is in the audience, cheering, until Cussie Mayfeld hits him with the "ball" (a rock)

Halloween Special (Unnamed): A random person with a chainsaw comes into the gym and cuts PJ's head off.

Why Preschoolers Shouldn't be in High Buildings.: When an older kid walks in front of PJ, he (PJ) walks backwards and eventually falls out of a high window, and he lands on a possible sister of Akemi, killing both of them.

Unnamed Season 1 Episode: Drake Hayford breaks PJ's spine over his knee because he doesn't like stick people because 'they're always naked and think no one's around to notice'.

Akemi's Frikkin' Sweet Birthday: Part 1: PJ sneaks into Akemi's sleepover party and hides under her bed. At the very end, he comes out from under the bed, shouts, "I can't take this! I thought this would be more fun!" and punches through a window. The glass flies into his head, killing him.

Unnamed Season 1 Episode: When PJ tries to take one of the two mascots of Bigshot Elementary School away from Marie, he throws Bell, the smallest, at his face and his face is torn off.

Episode 7: This is the most unnoticeable PJ death. PJ is seen briefly as the person Daiki has just beaten to keep his title of champion. he has blood spurting from his mouth, presumably because Daiki kicked him so hard, he coughed up blood and never stopped.

The Hunger Tag Games: PJ is pushed in a free-for-all tag game (Everybody is it) and rings bounce around everywhere. He exclaims his health is low, before befing shoved again and dying in a way similar to Sonic the Hedgehog's first video game.

Unnamed Episode: PJ drowns in a swimming pool like Sonic in Sonic the Hedgehog 2.